its all good
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(via suckerbat)
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- someone online: *calls me cute*
- me: *surprised*
- me: *wiggles awkwardly*
- me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
- me: *scrunches into down comforter*
- me: *blushes for ten minutes*
- me: *peeks out*
- me: no u
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(via yelyahwilliams)
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(via soliloquy-to-insanity)
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LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.
(via heyfunniest)
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Same
On the daily.
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Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
(via sociallyawkwardjesus)
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if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
(via sociallyawkwardjesus)
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what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via deduction-to-seduction)
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(via sociallyawkwardjesus)
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pgay:
pgay:
when ppl add comments to ur posts
Oppinion is spelled wrong
wait are you serious right now
(via sociallyawkwardjesus)
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“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
(via heyfunniest)
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(via circumcisions)
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Wait what? No they don’t.
